tokyo kitty cafes

i would choose top row, second from left and bottom row, second from right

just one of them days

i saved these images because they remind me of you

it's like they made this shop for shannon

her again. ugh.

i'm sorry, what were you doing?

mad libs with ms. davenport

meet shannon

her interests, in order of appearance.

her favorite pastime.

her occupation.

her dentist.

her husband.

his occupation.

their baby.

i just...i can't

watch this video. I don't know where this kid or his haircut came from, but i am obsessed. here are some choice still frames.

heard in nyc

40th st and 6th ave, 8:45am
two men walking together, one turns to the other:
"well, did you jerk off this morning?"

c'est tout pour aujourd'hui

mouse ears, my welcome mat when slutty shannon comes over, wedges, east coast heels and lace-ups, cccchhhhangesss, light hands and vanessa traina in givenchy - yum.

the worst pool party ever.

i made the mistake of hanging out with that cum dumpster shannon davenport today. i had to have brunch with her, so i pulled out a dying flower from a vase and gave it to her to wear so that i wouldn't vomit all over my baked eggs at roebling tea room. then, she made me listen to gangster rap on the waterfront. seriously williamsburg? "got no money? get some!" are you serious? i blame it on shannon, anyway. did i mention that she is a chubby chaser? and an idea stealer? the worst.

on a better note, i love julia's new hair. let's get naked and take pictures on your rooftop.

word of the day:
mousehole - a woman's vagina

joke of the day:
knock knock. who's there? euripedes. euripedes who? euripedes pants, you menda these pants.

quote of the day:
"it's splashing my face. i sit in the window, and it splashes me."

pictures:
julia and that hateful wench shannon, albert camus and me and sister at warner springs circa 1988.

more awesome, less funny.

due to the nature of my job, i read upwards of 700 blog posts per day. i come across tons of beautiful images. because i love you so much (stop reading here, shannon davenport), i wanted to share them with you. enjoy.

a naked pony, south of france, blue berries, iceland's blue lagoon, best couch, catherine mcneil and abbey lee kershaw in vogue australia sept 09, richard prince: after dark, herring & herring and tracey emin (one of my favorite artists).

i am friends with sluts/shannons

this is a new site. they made it for shannon davenport. and her wife, julia.

stupid fucking shannon

so this dyke shannon davenport sent me this editorial at work and then teased me for getting what she referred to as a "boner." have you ever heard of such a monster?

first post

hi. my name is christina. first blog. first post. what to know....? i like naked ladies, pretty pictures of naked ladies, my sister stephanie, my english bulldog sexy sadie, banksy, brooklyn, and i hate shannon davenport. she is the worst.