blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders

one must imagine sisyphus happy

let's hear it for the boys

my love

The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace – never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little. Still, the plus side is it’s probably the easiest business in the world to walk into with no talent and make a few bucks.

heard in nyc

40th st and 6th ave, 8:45am
two men walking together, one turns to the other:
"well, did you jerk off this morning?"

david letterman

hot in new york city today. it was so hot, i was sweating like granny before a death panel.